"‎Well,” Violent J says, “science is… we don’t really… that’s like…” He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, “OK, an analogy”: “If you’re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom’s home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom’s home? Fuck the mom. See?"

— ICP’s explanation of science, as told to Jon Ronson in yesterday’s Guardian. Ronson is talking for free at Goldsmiths on Tuesday, it will be amazing. He is one of the most amazing people ever. Link here.